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So the miricle has happened.
toneboney 6/27/2008 5:36 pm
I gave seed to three lovely little, thingy’s.
All so cute and cuddly.....And all Male. lol
As you can see, I haven’t lost my figure, and I suffered no pain.
I don’t know what you Girlie’s moan about.... it was sooo easy.
I have 20 bottles of San Mig on tap all with them Nipple things on.
Who needs nappies or diapers, go bare back says I.
Do your dirty washing now, and guess who the MOTHER was??
Tone.

MunchkinMatron2
10436 posts 

6/27/2008 6:43 pm

I hesitate to ask where they came out--it's apparent you didn't have a C Section, unless you had one of them bikini cuts and are hiding it in the speedo.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

PinkPurpleRose
838 posts 

6/27/2008 7:39 pm

A very extraordinary miracle indeed!
One for the Guinness world records..
So, who's the mother?

Have a great weekend !

bellezia
18884 posts

6/27/2008 8:28 pm

So who is the mother?

(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
smile and be happy always

beta34
8570 posts

6/27/2008 8:56 pm

do they look like the mother or the father?

Have you got your real picture edited to get that thin in such a short time? should I send you the real one

gardencitygirl
1793 posts

6/27/2008 9:25 pm

that pic looks like a modified from Ric's..I seen Ric doing that pose




Two hearts, believing in just one mind
Beating together till the end of time
You know were two hearts believing in just one mind
Together forever till the end of time

midnight_daisy
1310 posts 

6/28/2008 8:57 am

DAISY KIDS!

I'm fertile, yo!

Cheers!

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 9:34 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    I hesitate to ask where they came out--it's apparent you didn't have a C Section, unless you had one of them bikini cuts and are hiding it in the speedo.
I don't know where they came from... It was just like Christmas morning... I woke up and they were there.
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 9:36 am

    Quoting PinkPurpleRose:
    A very extraordinary miracle indeed!
    One for the Guinness world records..
    So, who's the mother?

    Have a great weekend !
Yes please I'll have a pint of Guinness thank you.
I'll find out who the mother is.... Then Much will file
for back pay of maintenance..
Tone

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 9:37 am

Good question....WHO IS THE MOTHER?????
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 9:40 am

    Quoting beta34:
    do they look like the mother or the father?

    Have you got your real picture edited to get that thin in such a short time? should I send you the real one
They are still all wrinkly, so it's hard to tell who they take after.
Nooooooo picture taken yesterday afternoon.
Oh you mean the picture of your hubby that looks like me???

Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 9:41 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    that pic looks like a modified from Ric's..I seen Ric doing that pose


Yeah but Rics got a big big frying pan.... I haven't.
Tone.

beta34
8570 posts

6/28/2008 10:30 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    Yeah but Rics got a big big frying pan.... I haven't.
    Tone.
what happened to ric? Was he banned again, or running away from the mo/fatherhood?

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 11:31 am

Daisy's DAISY'S...
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/28/2008 11:33 am

    Quoting beta34:
    what happened to ric? Was he banned again, or running away from the mo/fatherhood?
Ric's on Vacation.. And No he's not the mother.
Tone.

sunlover1950
4117 posts 

6/28/2008 4:17 pm

Aha, you found a way to show off before us how slim your body is ...

Congratulations on your baby boys ! Now you have who to teach your experience ...

SL

Keep love in your heart !
SL

MunchkinMatron2
10436 posts 

6/28/2008 7:59 pm

OMG, is Daisy the mother??

(Daisy, whatever you do, I'm telling you as your lawyer, do NOT say a word--we'll deny EVERYTHING, maybe even allege temporary insanity)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

gardencitygirl
1793 posts

6/28/2008 9:48 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Ric's on Vacation.. And No he's not the mother.
    Tone.
hey have you had tea again?????

not the one with the BIG BIG frying pan... I am not blind yet though my eyes are dry
Ric had one taken at the swimming pool...in that superman brief remember

and yes i can see Ric online all the time...he just wouldnt open his mouth to speak to me!!!

naah what did i do wrong here...tell me people


Two hearts, believing in just one mind
Beating together till the end of time
You know were two hearts believing in just one mind
Together forever till the end of time

Spitfire71
6188 posts

6/29/2008 12:01 am

Congratulations

thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 1:50 am

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Aha, you found a way to show off before us how slim your body is ...

    Congratulations on your baby boys ! Now you have who to teach your experience ...

    SL
Dammage limitation with the photo.!!!
Beta and Belle are going to be so so so sorry. lol.
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 1:53 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    OMG, is Daisy the mother??

    (Daisy, whatever you do, I'm telling you as your lawyer, do NOT say a word--we'll deny EVERYTHING, maybe even allege temporary insanity)
Temporary insanity??? What you will claim she is a normal woman.
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 1:55 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    hey have you had tea again?????

    not the one with the BIG BIG frying pan... I am not blind yet though my eyes are dry
    Ric had one taken at the swimming pool...in that superman brief remember

    and yes i can see Ric online all the time...he just wouldnt open his mouth to speak to me!!!

    naah what did i do wrong here...tell me people
yeah I've had tea.... Any more questions???
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 1:56 am

Why thank you kind Sir.
Tone

beta34
8570 posts

6/29/2008 1:58 am

check belle well well what can you say IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

midnight_daisy
1310 posts 

6/29/2008 8:07 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    OMG, is Daisy the mother??

    (Daisy, whatever you do, I'm telling you as your lawyer, do NOT say a word--we'll deny EVERYTHING, maybe even allege temporary insanity)
Mum's the word!

Cheers!

Flibberdigibit
849 posts 

6/29/2008 8:14 am

Congrats on the birth of yr new babies! Glad you don't suffer postnatal depression much.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 10:59 am

I've been there, and seen... Belles day will come, along with yours.
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 11:03 am

Exactly...... My little boys, get all twitchy when your photo
appears on the screen. MUM?
Did you put me in this position? or maybe it was the
other position??
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/29/2008 11:05 am

    Quoting Flibberdigibit:
    Congrats on the birth of yr new babies! Glad you don't suffer postnatal depression much.
That P.D. stuff is only available to Girlie's. I asked the
Doc for some, but he said it could affect me... (hm! too late).
Tone.

midnight_daisy
1310 posts 

6/29/2008 12:07 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Exactly...... My little boys, get all twitchy when your photo
    appears on the screen. MUM?
    Did you put me in this position? or maybe it was the
    other position??
    Tone.
Twitchy isn't really a good thing, is it?

Cheers!

MunchkinMatron2
10436 posts 

6/29/2008 3:55 pm

Eeep!! No, no, no! Anything but THAT word--might be construed as an admission round these parts.

(Starts thinking of loopholes)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

bellezia
18884 posts

6/29/2008 6:24 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Good question....WHO IS THE MOTHER?????
    Tone.
me?

(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
smile and be happy always

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/30/2008 12:42 am

That depends, on WHO WHAT AND WHY, is twitching!

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/30/2008 12:43 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Eeep!! No, no, no! Anything but THAT word--might be construed as an admission round these parts.

    (Starts thinking of loopholes)
Too late, cut copied and pasted into the paternity file.
Tone

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/30/2008 12:44 am

And another one... In the paternity file...
One more to go...
Tone.

gowerboy
9244 posts

6/30/2008 6:35 am

I'm confused.

Who put whose seed in whom?

midnight_daisy
1310 posts 

6/30/2008 9:59 am

    Quoting gowerboy:
    I'm confused.

    Who put whose seed in whom?
Sinister Gower makes it sound all clinical.

Cheers!

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/30/2008 10:58 am

    Quoting gowerboy:
    I'm confused.

    Who put whose seed in whom?
Hey I don't know nuffing... I just my head and agree with
the Girlie's. There's too many to argue with.
Tone.

toneboney
5793 posts 

6/30/2008 2:34 pm

That's right Daisy Mays...
You tell Clinical Gower he makes it all sound sinister.

explourer
1569 posts 

7/1/2008 3:27 pm

..congratulations.you are a happy fatHER of three?
How are you managing with the feedings and all..''

It is the truth in man that sets him free..

toneboney
5793 posts 

7/2/2008 2:09 am

    Quoting explourer:
    ..congratulations.you are a happy fatHER of three?
    How are you managing with the feedings and all..''
Why thank you Ex. How am I managing??? Erm The Farther the better
me thinks.
Tone.

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