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Yet Another scammer.
toneboney 5/14/2008 3:44 pm
I’ve just got to expose another SCAMMER here on FF. A cut and paste merchant...
Me GB, Elric, DB, OH, Mr T. and Donald Hoppy are gonna compare emails here..
The following is another email I receive from some G cup bird who says she lives in Tarry town,
New York. USA. Hey even us dumb Brits know New york ain't new anymore...
Her profile states she is looking for friends ONLY. yeah yeah yeah! A bit on the side is ok if the other side don't find out about it!!!
I’ve done just a little bit of editing to her email to me, purely in the interests of science, Justice, and the removal of profanities.. (Well, and maybe a bit more to boost my ego!)......
Here it is..................
Hi you sexy beast. Do you want to Goggle with me?
Woohoo I can actually send emails. To all the sexy men and women out there on FF..(yeah we’ve all read about her exploits with old En thrill me.)...wow.
Okay I just thought, (Sexual and provocative thoughts about you.) So I thought I would send the Delectable bunny a message and say 'hi'. So 'hi'. hi hi hi hi hi, Boy I am so high right now I may never come down..Oh btw, wouldn't it be nice if you sent me a picture without those speedos on that you are wearing.
Well I shall just take my Bob and hop on out of here and go annoy the next sexually depraved victim ... er..person
Happy bunny making to you, and maybe you want to practice bunny making with me too?
Cheers, Nutterly.
As you can see this is a classic case of cut and paste, she has sent this email to everyone on FF, men and women alike...
I leave you with these deep and profound words.
Erm! Nood Gight.
Tone.
I'm going away for a couple of weeks,,, Perhaps I wont be able to return now, But I did enter the beans on toast competition...
Hey where's my mate Charlie gone???
Good night Bluggers. Hey Silvia, please don't read this... I am a normal guy...
Tone.
mickey6785
709 posts 

5/14/2008 3:55 pm



Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/14/2008 4:03 pm

You evil bugger, she is soooo gonna get you for this.

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/14/2008 4:08 pm

I think I should start taking life seriously... whooops.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/14/2008 4:11 pm

    Quoting Whatsherface:
    You evil bugger, she is soooo gonna get you for this.
ROFL ROFL. Yep I think for once I agree with a girlie. Do you know
of any other safe sites where she doesn't go???? Please!!

Tone.

fancyfree2006
2135 posts

5/14/2008 4:29 pm

Whoa !!!! OMG you are sooooooo in trouble. I have a blog coming for you and it won't be pretty I assure you

And there ain't nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, you could ever hide that will keep you safe. I feel a Bunny Stew coming on

Watch this space Tone, you might just disappear for longer than you think hehehahahehe

goodtogo7
1522 posts 

5/14/2008 4:53 pm

I think your goose is cooked and you are in trouble up to your eyeballs, or maybe higher. You had better watch your thingy closely, as she could do some serious damage to it.

...........

cruiser387
11668 posts

5/14/2008 5:06 pm

A Sexy scammer she is

earthmomazdaddyo
925 posts

5/14/2008 5:24 pm

yeah..what is up with your mate Charlie? okay?
you know you are asking for it!
and she'll probably want to take your signature away from you!
but I've never met a girl with a golden dangley before

bellezia
15733 posts

5/14/2008 5:48 pm

did you know that i received 2 ( two ) emails in in inbox today but sad to say when i open it the message like this .



and did you know what? if ever given a chance to meet that sender i will give him aa...... nevermind

MunchkinMatron2
8499 posts 

5/14/2008 6:26 pm

I'll wipe what's left of you on the floor in the name of friendship after she's done with you.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

goodtogo7
1522 posts 

5/14/2008 9:17 pm

Would you please just delete my post? I apologize if I have offended you and promise not to post on your blog again. Why leave a post for all to see with the messsage

Your post is pending review by the owner of this blog.

Thanks, I get your message

royalpurple
1798 posts 

5/15/2008 1:48 am

As requested, i am being good
while you were away

come back soon, so i can be bad. lol


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

beta34
7639 posts

5/15/2008 2:35 am

poor, poor toneboney. I'm afraid you are dead meat already
if you promise taking your family out of my garden I may consider trying to give you some pain killer after the massacre

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:06 am

    Quoting goodtogo7:
    I think your goose is cooked and you are in trouble up to your eyeballs, or maybe higher. You had better watch your thingy closely, as she could do some serious damage to it.

    ...........


hi Flo,
I'm a bunny, I can cope with it.
I hope, or might just become a Duck instead.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:08 am

Erm, maybe, possibly. lol.
Tone.

Spitfire71
5273 posts

5/15/2008 4:09 am

I thought war was over and peace had been declared.
hope the shelters bomb proof mate

thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:10 am

    Quoting earthmomazdaddyo:
    yeah..what is up with your mate Charlie? okay?
    you know you are asking for it!
    and she'll probably want to take your signature away from you!
    but I've never met a girl with a golden dangley before
I don't know where Charlie is... that's why I asked.
Hey I'm on vacation for two weeks, but I think I will come
back as a burnt Bunny.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:15 am

    Quoting bellezia:
    did you know that i received 2 ( two ) emails in in inbox today but sad to say when i open it the message like this .



    and did you know what? if ever given a chance to meet that sender i will give him aa...... nevermind
Look what you've done to my blog... It is 20 feet wide now.
Hey be thankful you get emails from real people, I don't. lol
How much is a ticket to the Philippines anyone?
Tone.
ps. nice photo, is this one of auntie Rose?

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:18 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    I'll wipe what's left of you on the floor in the name of friendship after she's done with you.
Thanks Munch, your all heart..
Any chance I will be able to rent the Terracotta Army for a week or two??

Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:22 am

    Quoting goodtogo7:
    Would you please just delete my post? I apologize if I have offended you and promise not to post on your blog again. Why leave a post for all to see with the messsage

    Your post is pending review by the owner of this blog.

    Thanks, I get your message
Hey Flo,
No problem and no Offence taken. You are always welcome here.
The PENDING is just so I can read all replies before anyone else.
Take care,
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:24 am

    Quoting royalpurple:
    As requested, i am being good
    while you were away

    come back soon, so i can be bad. lol

Hey I might never come back if Fancy has her wicked way.
Have fun,
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:26 am

    Quoting beta34:
    poor, poor toneboney. I'm afraid you are dead meat already
    if you promise taking your family out of my garden I may consider trying to give you some pain killer after the massacre
Hey What's another squashed Bunny on the Highway??
I'll get back to you on the pain killers though.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 4:31 am

    Quoting fancyfree2006:
    Whoa !!!! OMG you are sooooooo in trouble. I have a blog coming for you and it won't be pretty I assure you

    And there ain't nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, you could ever hide that will keep you safe. I feel a Bunny Stew coming on

    Watch this space Tone, you might just disappear for longer than you think hehehahahehe
Oh look I nearly missed the star of the show's comment.
Go get the Bunny, Girlie. lol
Just a shame I wont be here to enjoy the fun!



Tone.

beta34
7639 posts

5/15/2008 4:50 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    Hey What's another squashed Bunny on the Highway??
    I'll get back to you on the pain killers though.
    Tone.
yesterday they were three running after each other in front of my window, not worrying about eating my flowers as you my understand. How many more will I get in this season?

Nice new pictures on the beach. Where were you then?

beta34
7639 posts

5/15/2008 4:53 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    Look what you've done to my blog... It is 20 feet wide now.
    Hey be thankful you get emails from real people, I don't. lol
    How much is a ticket to the Philippines anyone?
    Tone.
    ps. nice photo, is this one of auntie Rose?
hahahahaha, that is the reason why the post looks so strange
you see ... sooner or later you get back what you've done to other innocent people

now, where is the "Post" button ?

gardencitygirl
480 posts

5/15/2008 5:45 am

Hi Tone
You are really witty but why did you choose Fancy's picture to do this blog!!! I am on Fancy's side ...and if you did that to my pic, you will be dead meat too!

Hey where you heading for 2wks... I am leaving tmr evening to Bangkok, thailand

Be good
Ros

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 6:14 am

    Quoting Spitfire71:
    I thought war was over and peace had been declared.
    hope the shelters bomb proof mate
Things were getting too quite around here so I thought I'd
liven them up a bit.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 6:17 am

    Quoting beta34:
    yesterday they were three running after each other in front of my window, not worrying about eating my flowers as you my understand. How many more will I get in this season?

    Nice new pictures on the beach. Where were you then?
Oh at least ten more I should think!!
Pics were in Mazarron.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 6:19 am

    Quoting beta34:
    hahahahaha, that is the reason why the post looks so strange
    you see ... sooner or later you get back what you've done to other innocent people

    now, where is the "Post" button ?
All is fair in love and war.
Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 6:21 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    Hi Tone
    You are really witty but why did you choose Fancy's picture to do this blog!!! I am on Fancy's side ...and if you did that to my pic, you will be dead meat too!

    Hey where you heading for 2wks... I am leaving tmr evening to Bangkok, thailand

    Be good
    Ros
Dead meat once,twice, three times, who cares, I'm still a happy Bunny.
I'm not going anywhere, I just have company here.
Tone.

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/15/2008 6:25 am

Tone, you wanna give us the contact details of your next of kin for when the Bunny Boiler strikes?

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

fancyfree2006
2135 posts

5/15/2008 6:43 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    Dead meat once,twice, three times, who cares, I'm still a happy Bunny.
    I'm not going anywhere, I just have company here.
    Tone.
Ya think? Happy Bunny huh? Well I just changed all that for ya hehe I've got ya trussed up like a chicken in the Dungeon, pot boiling, salted and ready for action

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 6:44 am

    Quoting Whatsherface:
    Tone, you wanna give us the contact details of your next of kin for when the Bunny Boiler strikes?
Nah... Batman and Robin are on my side.
Tone.

sunlover1950
3559 posts 

5/15/2008 9:13 am

Lol, I'll call you Sexy Beast from now on !
She wants you to take off the speedos only ? She's not very demanding, isn'r she ?

Have a fun 2-week holiday !

SL

Keep love in your heart !
SL

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 3:22 pm

    Quoting fancyfree2006:
    Ya think? Happy Bunny huh? Well I just changed all that for ya hehe I've got ya trussed up like a chicken in the Dungeon, pot boiling, salted and ready for action
So tell me what part of you is in the pot boiling. GOLDEN BOB??

Tone.

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/15/2008 3:25 pm

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Lol, I'll call you Sexy Beast from now on !
    She wants you to take off the speedos only ? She's not very demanding, isn'r she ?

    Have a fun 2-week holiday !

    SL
PLEASE BEHAVE..
A fun 1 week and six days now.
Tone.

elaine67
5854 posts 

5/20/2008 11:17 am

*furiously taking notes*

Peace .. elaine67

toneboney
4288 posts 

5/21/2008 8:15 am

    Quoting elaine67:
    *furiously taking notes*
Why are you sat on my knee taking notes?????
Tone.

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