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This has just got to be a scam.
toneboney 5/10/2008 6:14 pm
She is American.... ho ho ho!
I might be wrong.... but I dont think so..
Read carefully...
My add!! says I want a barbie slave... uha!

"""How is it that no woman has come alone and taken you for her self. You have everything that a good woman should want in his life. I got the feeling that you are charming, lovely, smart and all you really want in your life is for a woman to make you feel wanted, needed & loved."""
............................

... woman alone, woman should want in HIS life..
Charming... Ugh...
read the rest yourself............................................
This is her email............................................
Hello I just wanted to let you know just how much I have enjoyed reading your ad. It’s not every day that I come across one that makes me smile with every word. You must be one remarkable man. How is it that no woman has come alone and taken you for her self. You have everything that a good woman should want in his life. I got the feeling that you are charming, lovely, smart and all you really want in your life is for a woman to make you feel wanted, needed & loved. You are searching for the same things in a woman that a good woman is searching for in men. As for me I’m just your down to earth woman that enjoys the simple things in life. I am very open minded, I also enjoy swimming, plays, horse back riding, going to football games and basketball game, long walks in the moon light and making love in the rain. I’m just searching for that very special man that will become my best friend first. But don’t think that I am running from love, I’m just being careful not to get hurt. I have been divorced for over four years and I have only been in love once. So I’m not looking to be any one first, just the last woman they will ever want in there life. I hope that you decide that you would like to know more about me as I want to know everything about you. and as i am new to the online dating...if you will like to no more about me Please email me back .Thx..Until I here from you, take care and God bless. Your New Found Friend:Labi
bellezia
15587 posts

5/10/2008 6:21 pm

Want some pakwan?

cruiser387
11665 posts

5/10/2008 6:21 pm

Sounds like she is in love with you send her money and she'll be all yours

Sweetnsassygurl
5730 posts 

5/10/2008 6:41 pm

    Quoting cruiser387:
    Sounds like she is in love with you send her money and she'll be all yours
Lol, have to agree with Mary.

Weltbuergerin
1067 posts

5/10/2008 6:46 pm

Some 24year old female Russian put me on her Hotlist this week....no joke.......

Remember..live each day as it comes..it may be your last!!!xx " NAMASTE"

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/10/2008 6:54 pm

hmmmm! yes please, your place or mine.... Correction, yes please, at my place.
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/10/2008 7:00 pm

    Quoting cruiser387:
    Sounds like she is in love with you send her money and she'll be all yours
Wow thank goodness for a sensible answer...
How much do you think. 10 cents, or maybe I should be extravagant
and go for the up market version, and go for the 11 cent option???
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/10/2008 7:02 pm

No you don't...
You don't have to agree with anyone here... especially HER.

Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/10/2008 7:04 pm

    Quoting Weltbuergerin:
    Some 24year old female Russian put me on her Hotlist this week....no joke.......
If I was a 24 year old female Russian.... I'd put you on my
Nursing hot list tooooo... no Joke.
Tone.

MunchkinMatron2
8403 posts 

5/10/2008 7:19 pm

She loves making love in the rain?

Start stocking up on umbrellas and raincoats, mate. You're in for a bloody soggy good time.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

elaine67
5829 posts 

5/10/2008 9:26 pm

Yes, er
stock up on raincoats!

Peace .. elaine67

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/11/2008 12:21 am

Got stuck o n her name.

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 3:22 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    She loves making love in the rain?

    Start stocking up on umbrellas and raincoats, mate. You're in for a bloody soggy good time.
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes..
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 3:23 am

    Quoting elaine67:
    Yes, er
    stock up on raincoats!
As long as I don't have to wear welly's!
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 3:26 am

hmmm! best ... no comment... I think.
Tone.

gardencitygirl
394 posts

5/11/2008 7:06 am

Sounds like a poem to me..........
Time will tell Tone

Cheers
Ros

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 8:11 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    Sounds like a poem to me..........
    Time will tell Tone

    Cheers
    Ros
Poem?? that was supposed to be the blog before this one.
No Ros time wont tell, I wont even reply to it. lol
Tone.

askimyt
1846 posts 

5/11/2008 9:04 am

If it weren't such a breech of trust to David, I'd print you the first e-mail he sent to me on this site. He even labeled it "corny" himself and I have to admit, my answer to him was just to see if I'd get some overused reply he sent to every woman, or if there was a real man behind it. Lucky me - there was a real man.

I'm not saying there's any merit in what this woman wrote to you, I'm just saying you can't discount anything, because you never know. Maybe she's Russian and wants you to pay for her and 34 relatives to leave Russia, and maybe she's genuine and just a bit over the top. Only you can decide that for sure - just putting in my unasked for 2 cents on what those seemingly over the top e-mails can get you.

sunlover1950
3549 posts 

5/11/2008 9:50 am

Am I the only one that liked this message ?...I may be naive but I found it genuine and sincere. Now throw stones at me...all of you nasty mockers

We want to meet the right person for us and when somebody responds to our call, we are afraid to believe it

So what was your add about ?...

SL

Keep love in your heart !
SL

beta34
7640 posts

5/11/2008 11:15 am

well, I was reading your add and not only smiling but laughing at every word! Seriously, I would marry you if I weren't married already look at that, she can watch football matches. You don't know what you are missing

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 11:19 am

    Quoting askimyt:
    If it weren't such a breech of trust to David, I'd print you the first e-mail he sent to me on this site. He even labeled it "corny" himself and I have to admit, my answer to him was just to see if I'd get some overused reply he sent to every woman, or if there was a real man behind it. Lucky me - there was a real man.

    I'm not saying there's any merit in what this woman wrote to you, I'm just saying you can't discount anything, because you never know. Maybe she's Russian and wants you to pay for her and 34 relatives to leave Russia, and maybe she's genuine and just a bit over the top. Only you can decide that for sure - just putting in my unasked for 2 cents on what those seemingly over the top e-mails can get you.
Hi Ask,
thanks for your comments... All comments are very welcome here.
Glad you have a success story.
Take care,
Tone.

fancyfree2006
2135 posts

5/11/2008 11:33 am

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get.

I believe in chances and I think I might look for another chance soon.

rachieannelol
999 posts

5/11/2008 12:30 pm

HI Tone...hmmm...it's funny when i read this post...i too, didn't think it was that bad....so i am in agreement with Sunlover on this one....it maybe a bit full on for a first mail, but not necessarily a scammer...but i could be wrong...usually am......Rach...

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 12:54 pm

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Am I the only one that liked this message ?...I may be naive but I found it genuine and sincere. Now throw stones at me...all of you nasty mockers

    We want to meet the right person for us and when somebody responds to our call, we are afraid to believe it

    So what was your add about ?...

    SL
hi SL,
Thanks for your comments. Me throw stones at you never.

Sorry but I have to disagree with you!!! I wont dissect the whole
message as it will take too long. But in general... And in my
opinion. There is too much information, too many niceties, and
too many things written that could apply to to everyone. It is
a very cleverly written script,(If you are conversant with
advertising and sales seminars etc. it will be obvious)
It is designed to make the receiver feel warm and affectionate
towards the sender. It encompasses too many compatible subjects
that normal people dream of doing and desire. i.e. making love in
the rain. Football, etc.
Think back on the emails you have sent and received on a first
contact basis, you might put one or two of the the above in your
first mail, but logically/psychologically you would keep the
message short and precise, for fear of rejection.
Also she sent a very glamorous photo of herself, and she is only
30 years old. So considering the complete picture, I am 99% sure
she is a scammer.
Take care,
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 1:06 pm

    Quoting beta34:
    well, I was reading your add and not only smiling but laughing at every word! Seriously, I would marry you if I weren't married already look at that, she can watch football matches. You don't know what you are missing
Exactly, She has been very clever with her choice of words, you
have said smiling AND laughing at every word. That to me would
have been a normal reaction or comment. My profile was written to be sarcastic and humorous. Her comment could apply to every ones
profile. According to FF statistics, she has never viewed my profile.
Hey in some religions men can have two wives. lol (No I don't do
sharing!) yeah the football bit was a real turn off.. I loved
playing football, but watching it is boring.
Take care.
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 1:10 pm

    Quoting fancyfree2006:
    Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get.

    I believe in chances and I think I might look for another chance soon.
Hey if you buy them cheap'O boxes, anything could be inside.
I buy "After eight" so inside are Mars bars.
Another chance soon???? I hope that doesn't mean what I think
it means???
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 1:22 pm

    Quoting rachieannelol:
    HI Tone...hmmm...it's funny when i read this post...i too, didn't think it was that bad....so i am in agreement with Sunlover on this one....it maybe a bit full on for a first mail, but not necessarily a scammer...but i could be wrong...usually am......Rach...
Rachel, your comments surprise me.. !!! Really.
No matter who you are, male or female, her comments
could relate to almost everyone, and make them warm and touched
by her comments. There is a little bit of everything that could apply to anyone there.
There are no specifics that apply to my profile directly,
just generalisations..
Did you have a good weekend?? ha!
Take care,
Tone.

rachieannelol
999 posts

5/11/2008 1:45 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Rachel, your comments surprise me.. !!! Really.
    No matter who you are, male or female, her comments
    could relate to almost everyone, and make them warm and touched
    by her comments. There is a little bit of everything that could apply to anyone there.
    There are no specifics that apply to my profile directly,
    just generalisations..
    Did you have a good weekend?? ha!
    Take care,
    Tone.
I surprise you...???...well i suppose i can be full of surprises...like when you came to salou to meet me and my friend and we beat you at poker...well Mandy did...lol...did i have a good weekend ...Yeh...2 deals out of 4...not bad eh...have a good week...take care Rachel

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/11/2008 2:56 pm

    Quoting rachieannelol:
    I surprise you...???...well i suppose i can be full of surprises...like when you came to salou to meet me and my friend and we beat you at poker...well Mandy did...lol...did i have a good weekend ...Yeh...2 deals out of 4...not bad eh...have a good week...take care Rachel
Excuse me PLEASE... I seem to remember two old ladies down to their Marks and Spencer's white undies,(with holes in them) whilst I was still wrapped up in a fur (bunny) coat. Then me going out on the town with that 30 year old Romanian to show me the local Cattery??

Tone.

bellezia
15587 posts

5/11/2008 6:49 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    hmmmm! yes please, your place or mine.... Correction, yes please, at my place.
    Tone.
of course my please

beebery2
39 posts 

5/11/2008 10:36 pm

Are you available?

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/12/2008 2:57 am


Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/12/2008 2:58 am

Me "available" For what?
It looks like you both need a bit of support..
Tone.

royalpurple
1798 posts 

5/12/2008 11:12 pm

wow wow wow!
so what are you gonna do now?


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

flamekeeper
2905 posts 

5/13/2008 6:28 am

Yes, her words were clever but along with one of your commenters I's somewhat stuck on her uhm... (clears throat...) evocative nickname. Maybe she majored in marketing.

Spitfire71
5272 posts

5/13/2008 7:45 am

nice pic
I have missed your gems
Alec

thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/13/2008 10:09 am

    Quoting royalpurple:
    wow wow wow!
    so what are you gonna do now?

Nuffing.. Now now now, nor never.
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/13/2008 10:12 am

    Quoting flamekeeper:
    Yes, her words were clever but along with one of your commenters I's somewhat stuck on her uhm... (clears throat...) evocative nickname. Maybe she majored in marketing.
yep Flame,
hmm! am I missing something here?? you are not the first to comment
on her name...Does it have a double meaning, or is there someone
out in the real world with that name?
Tone.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/13/2008 10:16 am

    Quoting Spitfire71:
    nice pic
    I have missed your gems
    Alec
hi Alec,
nice to see you back, hope you had fun out in the real world.
Did Jan manage to get you on the bike ride?
tone.

Mrs_CIGAR
62 posts 

5/28/2008 5:56 pm

Ask her where she's from and see if she's willing to buy you a plane ticket to meet her. That ought to weed out a scam. Her name is Labi? I hope to scream the first initial of her last name isn't 'A'.

toneboney
4228 posts 

5/29/2008 9:26 am

    Quoting Mrs_CIGAR:
    Ask her where she's from and see if she's willing to buy you a plane ticket to meet her. That ought to weed out a scam. Her name is Labi? I hope to scream the first initial of her last name isn't 'A'.
I am sure if I asked her to pay for my ticket... She would have
an Alibi...
Tone.

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