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toneboney
5/8/2008 2:05 pm |
As many of you know, I am running a non profit making hotel here. For:::::::::::::::::::: Only. 1. Desperate women. (It is really only for Desperate women, but I have to included the following, so I am not prejudice or bias). All they have to do is fly here and pledge 5 minutes of their time for Bunny to indulge in Bunny things... Yeah I know What Ole Fancy Pants is thinking, and 5 minutes is far too long, but I thought I’d have a safety margin and maybe they could do a bit of dusting or ironing during the other 4 minutes and 55 seconds. 2. Blokes who want talk about Footie and drink beer, (they have to provide the beer) and talk about Elections and things. (But not talk about DOGS). 3. Couples.. who want to talk about boring things.... 4. And Rachel’s new friends from the Senile FF site. Yes way to go Granny. Just in case you didn’t know..... Rules of the Hotel.. PETS. Only “Kittens” or something similar!!! (because they are soft and fury and don’t eat Rabbits) DEFFINITELY NO “DOGS”. So anyone can come and have an all inclusive holiday, almost free’ish. OK so the Happy Bunny Hotel opened up 2 weeks earlier than expected.. hmm! For the last week I’ve had a Crazy woman staying in my Holiday Tower. (Voluntary!!) (It was a last minute booking). She wants to remain anonymous, and asked me Not to reveal her name, Not to show her photo, Not to say where she comes from, Not to say what colour hair she has, and not to reveal her FF handle. I assume this is because, she is looking for a normal man here on FF, and not a psychotic Rabbit! OK, NOT a problem... Don’t you just love it when someone tries to make life difficult for you, or put restrictions on you? I just love a challenge. So, I picked her up from Madrid airport.... Yeah Bl**dy Madrid. A 12 hour round trip. Well the first day, she insisted on going to the Nude beach, and got burnt like a lobster. From then on in, it was Don’t touch me, Don’t touch me. Plan Bl**dy “A” gone out the window....But she did do a lot of dusting.!!! I am SO happy about that! Mind you she did encourage me... or at least I think she did? Each morning she would say, “man good in bed, good man in bed”, until I found out “Ken” from my Barbie Doll collection, was stuck under the bottom sheet. Anyway, me being the true gentleman, (and loves a challenge).. “S”o...”O”ne...”F”riend...”I” i...”A”mire... Was great fun, and I loved meeting her, even though she took 3,000 photos, while she was here. The nearest photo I could find without revealing who she is, is the one on the bottom row, center. She did show me how to make her traditional home made Chinese salad. She isn’t Blond, a Red head, or doesn’t have brown hair, or even grey hair. (Even DB should be able to work that one out?) And last but not least, her handle here on FF is not EasterBunny. Oh dear, next week I’ve got Claudius coming out for two weeks. Two Bl**dy weeks, does she think this is a Hotel or What??? Or perhaps if she reads this, I will be going to play BINGO instead. ha! SERIOUSLY BLOGGERS... HAVE FUN AND ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN. I will catch up with you all as and when I can. In no particular order or preference.. GB great photo, I looked like that when I was 12 years old too... lol Good night Bloggers. Tone. |
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 5/8/2008 2:45 pm |
wham bam thanks ma'am, now here's the duster and hop to it Tone Bunny. You had ya 5 mins and ya blew it  I'm off to play with my own BOB bunny rabbit - oh btw nice butt bottom left  
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5/8/2008 3:29 pm |
Very Funny, I enjoyed it..... Rosie 
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5/8/2008 3:46 pm |
wham bam thanks ma'am, now here's the duster and hop to it Tone Bunny. You had ya 5 mins and ya blew it I'm off to play with my own BOB bunny rabbit - oh btw nice butt bottom left Tone.
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5/8/2008 3:48 pm |
Do you know who stole my pic here?
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5/8/2008 3:48 pm |
Very Funny, I enjoyed it..... Rosie Where's my can opener??? lol. Tone.
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5/8/2008 4:12 pm |
Booking 1 king size master suite, Full breakfast in room delivered precisely at 7am. Reservation for 3 weeks beginning June or whenever House Bunny has done dusting. Tours to all Nudist Beaches an option but evenings visiting pubs a must. Bringing Guide dog and will be 'feeling' my way round Spain Can you accommodate?
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5/8/2008 5:40 pm |
Do you serve tapas in that joint? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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5/8/2008 6:44 pm |
uh, i think i'd like to book in your hotel. I'm interested with the BarbieDoll collection  Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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5/8/2008 11:49 pm |
Do you know who stole my pic here?  Tone.
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5/8/2008 11:53 pm |
Booking 1 king size master suite, Full breakfast in room delivered precisely at 7am. Reservation for 3 weeks beginning June or whenever House Bunny has done dusting. Tours to all Nudist Beaches an option but evenings visiting pubs a must. Bringing Guide dog and will be 'feeling' my way round Spain Can you accommodate? You wont have time for Bed, so a hammock will have to do. Feeling your way round Spain, sounds good. Tone.
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5/8/2008 11:54 pm |
Do you serve tapas in that joint? How can you get a tapas in a joint? it will go all soggy! Tone.
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5/8/2008 11:57 pm |
uh, i think i'd like to book in your hotel. I'm interested with the BarbieDoll collection You wont have time to read. Tone.
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5/9/2008 1:58 am |
Amendment... Rule number 5. No Books. You wont have time to read. Tone. okay, so do we have more time to play then?  Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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5/9/2008 5:40 am |
ngeeeeek! okay, so do we have more time to play then? More time to play sounds good to me. Tone.
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5/9/2008 7:53 am |
My mum says I'm allowed to come and stay, but only as long as I don't talk to any strange old men. Which means I'll have to wait until you're not there 
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5/9/2008 8:06 am |
My mum says I'm allowed to come and stay, but only as long as I don't talk to any strange old men. Which means I'll have to wait until you're not there If you came here you wouldn't be able to talk to anyone, they are all older than me.
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5/9/2008 9:51 am |
Munch has been drinking again!!! How can you get a tapas in a joint? it will go all soggy! Tone. (Passes it to gow so he can take a hit and start talking to strange old men) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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5/9/2008 12:11 pm |
*lights a chorizo and takes a puff* (Passes it to gow so he can take a hit and start talking to strange old men) Besides...hmmm! who you calling old???  Tone.
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5/9/2008 7:58 pm |
My mum says I'm allowed to come and stay, but only as long as I don't talk to any strange old men. Which means I'll have to wait until you're not there "strange old men..." Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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5/10/2008 12:16 am |
"strange old men..."  Tone.
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7/26/2008 7:11 pm |
boy this is funny...but no description of handle....hmm........ well i know the 12hours to/fro from Madrid airport is a hell for you..but look i can see you are enjoying... if not why do you make a point to visit Rach come on Tone...we know you have a heart of Gold! Murcia here i come... cheers
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7/27/2008 8:55 am |
boy this is funny...but no description of handle....hmm........ well i know the 12hours to/fro from Madrid airport is a hell for you..but look i can see you are enjoying... if not why do you make a point to visit Rach come on Tone...we know you have a heart of Gold! Murcia here i come... cheers Tone.
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