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toneboney
4/28/2008 2:25 pm |
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!? With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!? It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!? But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" Thi 
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4/28/2008 5:18 pm |
 Only try this at home!Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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 4/28/2008 6:50 pm |
 (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always 
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4/28/2008 7:17 pm |
the dog is looking at me funny why I'm laughing so hard!! once an oldhoglover, always an oldhoglover!
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4/29/2008 3:56 am |
OMG!!! Too funny......
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4/29/2008 6:03 am |
Very funny...still....remember Hola Ola... Never Give Up Hope...Your Dreams Are Out There....
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4/29/2008 8:38 am |
Only try this at home! Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:40 am |
NICE BUM BELLE. Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:41 am |
the dog is looking at me funny why I'm laughing so hard!! Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:43 am |
OMG!!! Too funny......  Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:44 am |
Very funny...still....remember Hola Ola...  Tone.
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4/29/2008 9:53 am |
hehe funny have a great week there Tone wake up with a smile on your face, a smile in your eyes and a smile in your heart, you are loved 
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4/29/2008 9:57 am |
tooooooooo good thanks for making me laugh today. has been a hard day and I needed this. big hug Marijan
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4/29/2008 2:12 pm |
hehe funny have a great week there ToneYou have a  week too.Tone.
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4/29/2008 2:13 pm |
tooooooooo goodthanks for making me laugh today. has been a hard day and I needed this. big hug Marijan   Tone.
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4/30/2008 3:47 am |
I would like to... Is that an offer?? Tone. Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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4/30/2008 3:53 pm |
Your place or mine???  Tone.
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4/30/2008 3:58 pm |
Now there ya go Tone, Mickey has an offer you just can't refuse
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5/1/2008 6:04 am |
Now there ya go Tone, Mickey has an offer you just can't refuse Tone.
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