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toneboney
4/28/2008 2:10 pm |
You girlie's stay out of here because this blog is not for you!!! I’ve asked this question before, but because I’m a boring sort of bloke, I’m asking it again. When you are young and foolish, little boys and girls... teenagers. You lie about your age, yeah it’s macho and good to be grown up and get a beer in a Pub when you’re 16.. BUT I’ve noticed that as you get older people lie about their age.... BUT you subtract years instead of adding them on. WHY. Delricardo used to be my headmaster, Gowerboy used to baby sit looking after me. PP went to school with the Queen... God bless the United Kingdom, (as Donald Hoppy would say), and ole fancy remembers milking a cow to put milk on her cornflakes. Hold on I’m loosing the plot here what am I supposed to be writing about... hmm! Oh yeah. I had it explained to me tonight by a Bulgarian woman, (God those Bulging women have been breeding like rabbits, They are all over FF). She said women in general lie about their age because. ho ho! If you are 40 or 50 plus a it sounds a little bit OLD. Hey what’s wrong with being old and crabby, some men like old and crabby, not a lot I admit. So if they only fib just a little bit and say they are 39 or 49 it sounds much nicer and younger, and that to them is ok logical and acceptable. (smiley with the boggling eyes here) No wonder you Girlie's don’t know the difference between 9 inches and 6 inches. Or maybe that should be the difference between 30 minutes and 5 seconds... Get to point here Tone, Yep, WHY DO MEN LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE??? By the way this blog was bought to you because of a Bulgarian beauty who eats rabbit stew. Zdravey- Hello.... and dovijdane- goodbye, hey I can talk a load of languages. |
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 4/28/2008 2:26 pm |
You are crazy Tone....so so funny....i am proud to be 51 years old, and i know the difference between 6" and 9"....hehehehe....okie dokie 2"....
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4/28/2008 3:00 pm |
You are crazy Tone....so so funny....i am proud to be 51 years old, and i know the difference between 6" and 9"....hehehehe....okie dokie 2".... Us men don't tell fibs.. Tone.
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4/28/2008 3:58 pm |
lmao...I think I'm gonna remain quiet in this post... *runs away* Much Love,CaptainPrincess 
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4/28/2008 4:42 pm |
I'm 40 in a few days, too. Bloody growth spurt still hasn't happened yet. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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4/28/2008 5:21 pm |
I'm almost 41 and to ashamed of it!!!!! Wouldnt want to be younger and go through all that again. Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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4/28/2008 5:46 pm |
Why do u have to let me divide 720 by 12 and add the quotient with 21? Why on earth did that give me an Octogenarian adjectival answer?  I was expecting a numerical.Sweet, Tone. Lemme kiss you on the forehead. lol Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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4/28/2008 7:10 pm |
I'm almost 41 and to ashamed of it!!!!! Wouldnt want to be younger and go through all that again. I agree tho...once thru this time was enough!
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4/28/2008 7:13 pm |
I'm 40 in a few days, too. Bloody growth spurt still hasn't happened yet.  little whippersnapper!...sheesh some kids....
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4/28/2008 9:26 pm |
Tone have you been talking to my father? Jeeze mate, I probably shouldn't reveal this cause I'm probably gonna regret it but heck who cares. When I was little we lived on a farm and yes my mother did milk a cow - I think we were city dwellers trying to make a country lifestyle Anyway, one day, and I will admit I was very little, my Mum was milking our cow and I was helping her milk too - trying to be just like mummy, except I was milking - OMG here goes  the dog. Trouble was he was a boy dog and he obviously didn't mind. STOP laughing. My father still delights in telling that story. So yeah I guess I am old too but we did have a milkman that used to deliver milk in bottles at our gate every morning. 
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4/29/2008 2:47 am |
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4/29/2008 3:28 am |
Babysitting Tone; the tears, the tantrums, the shouting and screaming, but they still made me do it no matter how I behaved. I'll charge more than 2 shillings and sixpence next time, though.
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4/29/2008 3:52 am |
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4/29/2008 7:07 am |
Love this title.What a smart way to define one's age!*start to re-calculate my age with the help of all the fingers and toes* Agnes
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4/29/2008 8:20 am |
lmao...I think I'm gonna remain quiet in this post... *runs away* Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:22 am |
I'm 40 in a few days, too. Bloody growth spurt still hasn't happened yet. Spurt growth. LOL tone.
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4/29/2008 8:24 am |
I'm almost 41 and to ashamed of it!!!!! Wouldnt want to be younger and go through all that again. Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:25 am |
Why do u have to let me divide 720 by 12 and add the quotient with 21? Why on earth did that give me an Octogenarian adjectival answer? I was expecting a numerical.Sweet, Tone. Lemme kiss you on the forehead. lol to the back of my neck!! Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:27 am |
??????ashamed of it???????? I agree tho...once thru this time was enough! Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:28 am |
little whippersnapper!...sheesh some kids....Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:30 am |
Tone have you been talking to my father? Jeeze mate, I probably shouldn't reveal this cause I'm probably gonna regret it but heck who cares. When I was little we lived on a farm and yes my mother did milk a cow - I think we were city dwellers trying to make a country lifestyle Anyway, one day, and I will admit I was very little, my Mum was milking our cow and I was helping her milk too - trying to be just like mummy, except I was milking - OMG here goes the dog. Trouble was he was a boy dog and he obviously didn't mind. STOP laughing. My father still delights in telling that story. So yeah I guess I am old too but we did have a milkman that used to deliver milk in bottles at our gate every morning.  (You might be sorry you told me this) Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:31 am |
no coment  Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:32 am |
Babysitting Tone; the tears, the tantrums, the shouting and screaming, but they still made me do it no matter how I behaved. I'll charge more than 2 shillings and sixpence next time, though. !! Half a crown!! that's going back some. Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:33 am |
ROFL Tone.
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4/29/2008 8:36 am |
Love this title.What a smart way to define one's age!*start to re-calculate my age with the help of all the fingers and toes*  Tone.
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4/29/2008 1:15 pm |
Hey, in dog years you're only 8 years old!  If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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4/29/2008 2:10 pm |
Hey, in dog years you're only 8 years old! Are you trying to tell me something here??? Tone.
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4/30/2008 3:45 am |
Is that a nearly a 41 D cup?? Tone. Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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4/30/2008 7:12 am |
Do you need mine Gowers and Ric's fingers and toes to add up your age? Tone.  But I would rather borrow you guys' fingersAgnes
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4/30/2008 3:48 pm |
Hummmmm..........that would mean Im growing every year. Tone.
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4/30/2008 3:50 pm |
Thanks, Tone, for your kind offer of toes. But I would rather borrow you guys' fingersTone.
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