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FUNNY SIGNS  

12/3/2007 8:49 am
Funny Signs

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
universallylost
4638 posts 

12/3/2007 10:04 am

I also like:

Heavy plant crossing, imagine giant plants crossing the road

Signs I saw in Ireland:

For those of you who like this sort of place, this is the sort of place you like.

On this site in 1897 (?) Nothing in particular happened.

This memorial was erected on this site for no particular reason.

Wish I had the pictures, sadly my 'sister' stole them and memories irreplaceable

Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky

msmrrightless
(Kim )

12/3/2007 11:37 am

*Note to self...do not read Broadcastdeejay's funny blogs at work, loud laughing is frowned upon by boss*

You still have a wicked sense of humor, Deejay...I love it!

Have a most excellent day!

Ms. Mr.Rightless

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