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7/8/2008 9:41 amLast Read: |
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you've been with a woman?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to spend some time with him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time!)  It's nice to be insane when No one is looking 
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7/8/2008 1:24 pm |
 thank you renee  thats funny have a wonderful week dear renee peace love happiness hugs dan  
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7/8/2008 4:55 pm |
Good God, Poet! Is that picture of you? WOW! Can I have the next dance? PLEASE! Pure Class! Lee
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 7/8/2008 4:57 pm |
LOL brought a smile to my face
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7/8/2008 5:06 pm |
Lol! I will bear in mindabout military time just in case I meet someone from the military force. Thanks for the visit to my blog. 
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7/8/2008 5:34 pm |
Hi Renee, It was only later that I read you other post, dear. By all means, do drop by again to my blog, you are most welcome. 
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7/8/2008 7:11 pm |
lol good one take care (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always
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7/8/2008 7:18 pm |
Hmmm... Funny stuff but I found myself thinking... I'd never considered that being serious looking could get you lucky. Maybe I'm smiling too much Enjoy the ride. All you take with you when you leave is the experience.
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7/8/2008 8:10 pm |
hahhahahahhahahah.... yup  gotta love military time, and military uniforms, and military muscles... and... Thanks for the giggle Sensy between the stars, beyond the planet mars, there Sens will be
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7/8/2008 8:36 pm |
please give me a chance to catch my breath my friend this one is good thanks you always put a smile on my face my beautiful friend and thanks for sharing IS it you in the photo ? I must say you look absolutely great always straight from the heart 
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7/9/2008 8:09 am |
thank you renee thats funny have a wonderful week dear renee peace love happiness hugs dan You forgot to light the candle. I can barely see you here ... or was that your intend? Create a romantic atmosphere Thanks for stopping by my dear friend. Wishing your peace, love, and lots of happiness always It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:13 am |
Good God, Poet! Is that picture of you? WOW! Can I have the next dance? PLEASE! Pure Class! Lee Are you a good dancer? Do you know how to tango or dance the Salsa? Then you may take a ticket and stand in line, heheThanks for stopping by It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:14 am |
LOL brought a smile to my face So nice to see you again It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:19 am |
Lol! I will bear in mindabout military time just in case I meet someone from the military force. Thanks for the visit to my blog. So nice of you to stop by. I remember there was a time, in my mother's days, where uniforms where thought of as very sssexeee. I think some girls still go for them today Not me, lolThanks for stopping by dear It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:20 am |
Hi Renee, It was only later that I read you other post, dear. By all means, do drop by again to my blog, you are most welcome. Thanks dear It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:23 am |
lol good one take care Hope everything is fine at homw now. Take care dear It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:32 am |
Hmmm... Funny stuff but I found myself thinking... I'd never considered that being serious looking could get you lucky. Maybe I'm smiling too much You see .... women get intrigued when they see a man who is so dead serious. So it becomes a challenge for her. I've been in a situation like that a few times. The last time was at a book launching where the organiser looked so earnest (or was it arrogant ) that it intrigued me. So I ask my friend to introduce him to me, which she did at the end of the cocktail party. It turned out that we lived very happily together for over ten years. The only problem was .......... he wanted to get married, and that is not what I want. Now he is happily (?) married, and I am happily single Thanks for stopping by dear It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:36 am |
hahhahahahhahahah.... yup gotta love military time, and military uniforms, and military muscles... and...Thanks for the giggle Sensy Welcome to my corner of Blogsville  Glad you had a nice giggle with the military ... muscles?  Do they have muscles? Must have a closer look next time I see one  Thanks for stopping by It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 8:41 am |
please give me a chance to catch my breath my friend this one is good thanks you always put a smile on my face my beautiful friend and thanks for sharing IS it you in the photo ? I must say you look absolutely great always I'm glad that I could make you smile dear friend. You have been looking kind of sad lately, and I was going to post a nice Reggae song here here for you to cheer you up. Did you know that I lovvvve Jamaican music .... they really know what rhythm is all about. Keep smiling and others will smile back at you It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/9/2008 1:54 pm |
Hi Dan You forgot to light the candle. I can barely see you here ... or was that your intend? Create a romantic atmosphere Thanks for stopping by my dear friend. Wishing your peace, love, and lots of happiness always     ooops you caught me you made me smile dear renee have a great week and weekend coming peace love happiness hugs dan 
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7/10/2008 3:14 am |
ooops you caught me you made me smile dear renee have a great week and weekend coming peace love happiness hugs dan  [bling162] just trying this out if it works, heheLove Peace Happiness Always for you dear It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/15/2008 1:36 pm |
hahahahaNo comment,I can't I'm chocking with Laughter.. It is the truth in man that sets him free..
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7/16/2008 6:04 am |
hahahaha No comment,I can't I'm chocking with Laughter..Nice to see you again Be careful that you don't choke on your drink It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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7/23/2008 6:32 am |
Those D arn military times Nice pic of you Poet.
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8/3/2008 7:52 am |
Welcome to my space Whisperer It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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