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^~^ Daffinitions ^~^
Poetdancer0 6/15/2008 9:10 am

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6/25/2008 7:15 am

 These fit so well, they should be in a dictionary!

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

and MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.


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Spitfire71
6188 posts

6/16/2008 1:06 am

 LOL
thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

Muse2u
2180 posts 

6/16/2008 7:54 am

 ha ha, I really like those
Just dropped by to say hello and to wish you a great week
Blog Muse2u

melmac
1913 posts 

6/16/2008 3:21 pm

 SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time

really, I like this one

hi my friend so nice to see you agian wishing you a wonderful day too
straight from the heart

Poetdancer0
3401 posts 

6/25/2008 7:11 am

 Hi Alec

Glad you had a good laff

Thanks for stopping by.
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
3401 posts 

6/25/2008 7:13 am
    Quoting Muse2u:
    ha ha, I really like those
    Just dropped by to say hello and to wish you a great week
Hi Muse

Nice of you to stop by

You too have a super week
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
3401 posts 

6/25/2008 7:15 am
    Quoting melmac:
    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time

    really, I like this one

    hi my friend so nice to see you agian wishing you a wonderful day too
Hi Marshall

Yeah, that one cracked me up too, next to the Skeleton

Thanks for stopping by dear.
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

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