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*^* Will It Hurt Me? *^*
Poetdancer0 5/20/2008 8:04 am

Last Read:
6/12/2008 2:44 am



I'm sure you can imagine

As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She

She whispered "Will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm frightened,

I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore."

Then finally contented

Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size

"Calm yourself," he whispered

His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".

"It's coming now,"he whispered.

"I know."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this.."

And with final effort

She gave a frightened shout.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented

Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find...
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!


I know what you were thinking



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newday223
2118 posts 

5/20/2008 8:53 am

Why I ought ah !

fancyfree2006
2135 posts

5/20/2008 8:59 am

elaine67
5854 posts 

5/20/2008 11:13 am

Naughty little poet, yes you are.

Peace .. elaine67

Sir_T
4291 posts

5/20/2008 11:46 am

Off to a cold shower for me. Kinda tuff to laugh tho after I had another root canal yesterday.

Enjoy the ride. All you take with you when you leave is the experience.

Muse2u
2168 posts 

5/20/2008 12:55 pm

lol, good one

Blog Muse2u

sunlover1950
3559 posts 

5/20/2008 1:45 pm

Lol, you mean I have to call it "dentist" from now on ?

SL

Keep love in your heart !
SL

earthmomazdaddyo
925 posts

5/20/2008 5:23 pm

oh my!!!! you can read my mind too????!!!!

royalpurple
1798 posts 

5/20/2008 7:53 pm

he he he.

i think i have a naughty mind. lol


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

Barry-UK
117 posts

5/22/2008 10:31 am

Of course it was the Dentist, what else could it have been????

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 4:58 pm

Hi Theo

Nice to see you again


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 4:59 pm

Hi Fancyfree

Welcome to my place


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:01 pm

    Quoting elaine67:
    Naughty little poet, yes you are.
Hi Elaine

Long time no see Where have you been?


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:05 pm

    Quoting Sir_T:
    Off to a cold shower for me. Kinda tuff to laugh tho after I had another root canal yesterday.
Hi James

Sorry to hear about that root canal treatment. That's really not nice when he gets on your nerves You got my sympathy

Nice of you to stop by, even though


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:11 pm

Hi Muse2U

Glad you enjoyed my little post.

Thanks for stopping by


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:13 pm

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Lol, you mean I have to call it "dentist" from now on ?

    SL
Hi Sunlover

You may call 'it' any name you like. Or you may call him whathisname tonight

Thanks for stopping by dear


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:15 pm

Hi Mark

Nice to see you in action again.

You be surprised how much a women can read ... in between ....

Thanks for stopping by


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:17 pm

    Quoting royalpurple:
    he he he.

    i think i have a naughty mind. lol

Hi Lei

You ... a naughty mind? I doubt that You look far to innocent for that.

Thanks for stopping by dear


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/23/2008 5:20 pm

    Quoting Barry-UK:
    Of course it was the Dentist, what else could it have been????

Hi Barry

I know you would understand

Some people always only have one thing on their mind

Thanks for stopping by.


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bellezia
15737 posts

5/23/2008 6:06 pm

lol thanks for the laugh

melmac
1414 posts 

5/25/2008 5:41 am

I knew it was coming
I sense it from a distant
thanks for sharing my lovely friend and have a wonderful day too

straight from the heart

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/26/2008 12:20 am

    Quoting bellezia:
    lol thanks for the laugh
Hi Belle

Glad you enjoyed the little skit.

Thanks for dropping in.


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/26/2008 12:23 am

    Quoting melmac:
    I knew it was coming
    I sense it from a distant
    thanks for sharing my lovely friend and have a wonderful day too
Hi Marshall

So nice to see you again

You too have a wonderful time here


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driverdan
14111 posts 

5/26/2008 4:10 am

hi renee thank you for visiting with me wishing you a wonderful and blessed week my friend so happy to see you again peace love happiness hugs
dan

Flibberdigibit
737 posts 

5/26/2008 11:16 pm

Still very scary how many people like to see dentist?

melmac
1414 posts 

5/28/2008 4:19 pm

GOSH the dentist have never been my best friend but I have to see him if I want to maintain my smile

ok here goes my smile is it ok ?

have a wonderful day my friend and lots of love to ya

straight from the heart

missyhex
1791 posts 

5/30/2008 2:29 am

Me...dirty mind never blah who am i kiddin

Hope ya well

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/30/2008 7:51 pm

    Quoting driverdan:
    hi renee thank you for visiting with me wishing you a wonderful and blessed week my friend so happy to see you again peace love happiness hugs
    dan

Hi Dan

So nice to see you again
Wishing you a peaceful, happy weekend my friend


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/30/2008 7:57 pm

    Quoting Flibberdigibit:
    Still very scary how many people like to see dentist?
Hi Flibber

I like seeing my dentist
He's very handsome and likes to dance
and .... he gives me a 'privileged' price

Thanks for stopping by dear


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Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

5/30/2008 8:02 pm

    Quoting melmac:
    GOSH the dentist have never been my best friend but I have to see him if I want to maintain my smile

    ok here goes my smile is it ok ?

    have a wonderful day my friend and lots of love to ya
Hi Marshall

Good that you visit the dentist regularly

But I would really like to see a nice smile on your face

Have a lovely weekend dear


It's nice to be insane when No one is looking

melmac
1414 posts 

6/10/2008 4:02 pm

hi my lovely and beautiful friend its so nice to see you again
thanks for stopping by my place and leaving such wonderful words of encouragement , have a fantastic day , full of love and happiness too

straight from the heart

Poetdancer0
2974 posts 

6/12/2008 2:44 am

    Quoting melmac:
    hi my lovely and beautiful friend its so nice to see you again
    thanks for stopping by my place and leaving such wonderful words of encouragement , have a fantastic day , full of love and happiness too
Hi Marshall

Nice to see you again dear

Take care, God bless


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