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Poetdancer0
5/20/2008 8:04 am
Last Read: 6/12/2008 2:44 am
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I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in".
"It's coming now,"he whispered.
"I know."she cried in a bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this.."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout. He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile She said," I am glad I came now You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find... Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
I know what you were thinking

It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2118 posts 5/20/2008 8:53 am |
Why I ought ah ! 
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2135 posts 5/20/2008 8:59 am |

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5854 posts 5/20/2008 11:13 am |
Naughty little poet, yes you are.
Peace .. elaine67
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4291 posts 5/20/2008 11:46 am |
Off to a cold shower for me. Kinda tuff to laugh tho after I had another root canal yesterday.
Enjoy the ride. All you take with you when you leave is the experience.
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2168 posts 5/20/2008 12:55 pm |
lol, good one 
Blog Muse2u 
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3559 posts 5/20/2008 1:45 pm |
Lol, you mean I have to call it "dentist" from now on ?
SL
Keep love in your heart ! SL
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925 posts 5/20/2008 5:23 pm |
oh my!!!! you can read my mind too????!!!!
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1798 posts 5/20/2008 7:53 pm |
he he he.
i think i have a naughty mind. lol
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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117 posts 5/22/2008 10:31 am |
Of course it was the Dentist, what else could it have been????

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2974 posts 5/23/2008 4:58 pm |
Hi Theo 
Nice to see you again 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 4:59 pm |
Hi Fancyfree 
Welcome to my place 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:01 pm |
Quoting elaine67: Naughty little poet, yes you are.
Hi Elaine 
Long time no see Where have you been?
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:05 pm |
Quoting Sir_T: Off to a cold shower for me. Kinda tuff to laugh tho after I had another root canal yesterday.
Hi James 
Sorry to hear about that root canal treatment. That's really not nice when he gets on your nerves You got my sympathy 
Nice of you to stop by, even though 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:11 pm |
Hi Muse2U 
Glad you enjoyed my little post.
Thanks for stopping by 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:13 pm |
Quoting sunlover1950: Lol, you mean I have to call it "dentist" from now on ?
SL
Hi Sunlover 
You may call 'it' any name you like. Or you may call him whathisname tonight 
Thanks for stopping by dear 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:15 pm |
Hi Mark 
Nice to see you in action again.
You be surprised how much a women can read ... in between ....
Thanks for stopping by 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:17 pm |
Quoting royalpurple: he he he.
i think i have a naughty mind. lol
Hi Lei 
You ... a naughty mind? I doubt that You look far to innocent for that.
Thanks for stopping by dear 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/23/2008 5:20 pm |
Quoting Barry-UK: Of course it was the Dentist, what else could it have been????

Hi Barry 
I know you would understand 
Some people always only have one thing on their mind 
Thanks for stopping by.
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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15737 posts 5/23/2008 6:06 pm |
lol thanks for the laugh 
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1414 posts 5/25/2008 5:41 am |
I knew it was coming I sense it from a distant  thanks for sharing my lovely friend and have a wonderful day too 
straight from the heart 
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2974 posts 5/26/2008 12:20 am |
Quoting bellezia: lol thanks for the laugh 
Hi Belle 
Glad you enjoyed the little skit.
Thanks for dropping in.
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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2974 posts 5/26/2008 12:23 am |
Quoting melmac: I knew it was coming I sense it from a distant  thanks for sharing my lovely friend and have a wonderful day too 
Hi Marshall 
So nice to see you again 
You too have a wonderful time here 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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14111 posts 5/26/2008 4:10 am |
hi renee  thank you for visiting with me wishing you a wonderful and blessed week my friend so happy to see you again peace love happiness hugs   dan 
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737 posts 5/26/2008 11:16 pm |
Still very scary how many people like to see dentist?
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1414 posts 5/28/2008 4:19 pm |
GOSH the dentist have never been my best friend but I have to see him if I want to maintain my smile
ok here goes my smile is it ok ?
have a wonderful day my friend and lots of love to ya 
straight from the heart 
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1791 posts 5/30/2008 2:29 am |
Me...dirty mind never blah who am i kiddin 
Hope ya well 
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2974 posts 5/30/2008 7:51 pm |
Quoting driverdan: hi renee  thank you for visiting with me wishing you a wonderful and blessed week my friend so happy to see you again peace love happiness hugs   dan 
Hi Dan 
So nice to see you again  Wishing you a peaceful, happy weekend my friend 
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2974 posts 5/30/2008 7:57 pm |
Quoting Flibberdigibit: Still very scary how many people like to see dentist?
Hi Flibber 
I like seeing my dentist  He's very handsome and likes to dance  and .... he gives me a 'privileged' price 
Thanks for stopping by dear 
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2974 posts 5/30/2008 8:02 pm |
Quoting melmac: GOSH the dentist have never been my best friend but I have to see him if I want to maintain my smile
ok here goes my smile is it ok ?
have a wonderful day my friend and lots of love to ya 
Hi Marshall 
Good that you visit the dentist regularly 
But I would really like to see a nice smile on your face 
Have a lovely weekend dear 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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1414 posts 6/10/2008 4:02 pm |
hi my lovely and beautiful friend its so nice to see you again thanks for stopping by my place and leaving such wonderful words of encouragement , have a fantastic day , full of love and happiness too
straight from the heart 
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2974 posts 6/12/2008 2:44 am |
Quoting melmac: hi my lovely and beautiful friend its so nice to see you again thanks for stopping by my place and leaving such wonderful words of encouragement , have a fantastic day , full of love and happiness too
Hi Marshall 
Nice to see you again dear 
Take care, God bless 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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